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Upon arriving to a lonely island what will they do.....?
- Israeli
- Runs
into his buddy from high school
- Looks
for a Leubawitz house to do kabalat Shabbat
(saturday's ceremony) for the second time in his life (the first time was
when he backpacked in India)
- Opens
an illegal stand for selling "Israeli Art" made in China
- Haggles
on the price of the staying on the island
- Argentinian
- Bribes
someone to get on the next ship, complaints that the government is
corrupt and stages a demonstration
- Looks
for warm water for mate
- Checks
if the locals can play soccer
- Italian
- Calls
his mama
- Drinks
coffee
- Calls
mama again and promises that he has enough food and will not marry a non
Italian girl
- Belgian
- Goes
to sleep since it is after 18:00
- Looks
for an office to fill some forms
- Finds
a queue to stand and finds there another Belgian standing alone
- Austrian
- Arrives
on time to the Island
- Sits
in a coffee shop and eats a semi boiled egg
- Names
the local coconut "Kaiser Cocus", ya!
- Spaniard
- Pushes
his way to the head of the queue to get on the island
- Tells
all the locals that the Spanish jamon is better than the local
- Looks
for a TV to watch the match between Real Madrid and Barcelona
- Russian
- Buys
a bottle of the strongest and cheapest alcohol he can find to celebrate
- Sleeps
drunk under the table
- Gets
nostalgic thinking about mother Russia
- Is
happy that he can be in the nature, have dried fish and bath in the cold
ocean
- Dutch
- Laughs
at the Belgian
- Gets on time with the Austrian (but that's just because he is Guido)
- Organizes a party (ha...that's Luc)